Taffy the Vicious

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"Listen well, younglings. This is the story of how your ancestor, Taffy the Vicious, overcame two aliens. Her bravery and audacity should be a model for us all.
The alien invasion began in the first few spring months. The daises and daffodils were blooming, and the new year litters had opened their eyes and begun to investigate their world. All was well... or so we thought!
At first we thought nothing of the strange fuzzy newcomers. The world is full of curious yet harmless things, and there were more important issues at hand, such as the mouse uprising in the Northern region. But the beady-eyed creatures kept multiplying, as if by magic.
Taffy the Vicious was only a wee one who had been toddling around for only a few short months when two of the aliens approached her one fine spring day. They stared her down, and at first, Taffy merely stared back. After all, as a youngster, she had no knowledge of the newness of these creatures in our land. One of the yellow beasts opened its strange, angular mouth and Taffy saw that the creature had no teeth, and she looked down and saw that the two - only two, mind you! - feet had no claws. She laughed in their yellow faces, thinking to herself that such odd things had no business encroaching on her territory.
Then one of the monsters dared to hiss at her - hiss, not like one of us, but like some dark creature out of a legend - and Taffy knew then that these creatures had to be eradicated. They dared to come onto her territory and threaten her, and that could not be tolerated.
If Taffy had not acted when she did, we might all have been overrun with these aliens. Thank your lucky whiskers, youngsters, that Taffy the Vicious reached out with her sharp claws and pointed fangs and took down those two aliens. Her actions set the course for all of us to follow, for Taffy realized the danger of these downy creatures and discovered that, once destroyed and rid of their fuzzed outer layer, the aliens were delicious.
And that is why we fight the Ducks, my whiskered kits. We must follow in Taffy's brave pawprints, and rid our world of these demons!"